The Dickhead Manifesto:
“A Shavwick Saga”
In the heart of Shavwick, where the air is as thick with history as it is with the occasional expletive,
there exists a legend,
a myth, a modern-day anti-hero if you will.
His name?
Danny Dickhead, or DD for short,…but let's not get too formal here.
This isn't a tale of heroics or valor….
…it's about a jumped-up little prick with an ego that could eclipse the sun,
and a mission as chaotic as his personality.
The Protagonist:
DD, not to be confused with any other Danny you might know or not know,…. is the man behind the myth and he isn’t your typical protagonist.
With his square glasses and a tuft of hair styled into defiance, he's the embodiment of what happens when you mix a dash of mischief with a gallon of audacity.
He's not here to make friends; he's here to make waves,
to challenge the status quo,
and to leave a trail of laughter (or bewilderment) in his wake.
The Mission:
DD’s mission isn't to save the world or to revolutionize anything.
Instead, it's to poke fun at the over-inflated egos of crypto "gurus," to call out the scams with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, and to prove that even in the digital age, a good old-fashioned rant can make the world a safer place.
Holding $DICK isn't just about owning a token;
it's about endorsing chaos,
about being part of a movement that laughs in the face of Greed and lies
… and that a moment of ‘snapshot on the blockchain’ might open the door to some alpha in places you have not yet explored.
No promises….but anything is possible in the big rock candy mountain.
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The Legal Disclaimer:
Now, let's get something straight before you dive deeper into this saga of silliness and satire.
This manifesto, while penned with the utmost seriousness (or lack thereof), serves merely as a piece of creative expression, not a call to arms or a blueprint for any form of real-world disruption.
If you're considering taking legal action because you found your ego bruised or your sensibilities offended,
remember, this is the internet.
Here, we trade in memes, not in malice.
Proceed with caution,… for the only thing more dangerous than DD's rants might be the legal fees you'd rack up trying to sue over a piece of digital whimsy.
The Plot Unfolds:
Imagine a world where every interaction could escalate into a showdown at high noon, but instead of guns, it's words and wit.
This is where DD thrives, issuing challenges like they're going out of style, daring anyone to step into his arena.
Whether it's a call to "Lucky" for a brawl,
or just to prove a point,
the stage is set for a spectacle where the currency isn't just $DICK but the sheer audacity to speak one's mind without a filter.
The Philosophy:
At its core,
"The Danny Dickhead Manifesto" is less about financial gain and more about cultural commentary.
It's a satirical take on the crypto craze, the influencer culture, and the absurdity of taking oneself too seriously.
In a world where everyone seems to be selling something, DD might just be the only one selling nothing but pure, unadulterated chaos.
The Tokenomics:
Total Supply: 10 Billion $DICK tokens,
because why settle for small when you can go big?
DD likes his numbers like he likes his ego: inflated.
[ Distribution ]
30% PUBLIC SALE
[DxSale]: locked until DxSale contract creates DEX LP
**FUNDS ARE HELD IN THE CONTRACT AND RETURNED IF SOFT CAP TARGET ISN’T REACHED
These are the brave souls who embrace the chaos, the first to dive into the madness with $DICK.
10% - INITIAL LP
[55% of Funds go into the Liquidity Pool]
15% – FUTURE LP RESERVE
Locked & loaded for gradual liquidity growth.
8% – STRATEGIC RESERVE:
[For partnerships, growth, or emergencies—multi-sig secured]
10% – COMMUNITY & MARKETING
Airdrops, rewards, memes—vested for fun, not dumps!
For when DD decides to take his "projects" to the next level, think meme campaigns that could either go viral
….or make you question humanity.
18% – TOKEN BURNS
[180M burned quarterly—supply shrinks, value grows!]
Because even in a world of anarchy, liquidity keeps the party going.
8% – CORE COCKROACH TEAM
[Locked 12 months — team is in for the long haul]
1% PESTICIDE
Reserved for Pest Control:
This isn't your average pest control;
it's a fund for those moments when we need to
"clean up" the crypto space,
whether that's through more satire, direct challenges, or just for the hell of it.
The Community:
The Pest Control Crew (PCC) isn't just a group of token holders;
it's a band of merry pranksters ready to take on the world with humor as their weapon.
Here, every member is encouraged to spot the next big "big" thing in crypto not to invest in…. but to satirize.
Imagine a community where instead of FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt),
you spread FUD (Fun, unpredictability …and DICK).
The Pest's Punt:
It could be fun to send some $DICK to someone ou know. Haha.
Don’t send too much though as it may well be worth something one day!
** Chaos Wallets**
Special wallets that might randomly distribute
$DICK tokens to holders,
[HOLD $100 worth when the snapshot happens to whitelist your wallet]
…..because why should wealth distribution not benefit those mavericks who believe in truth and justice?
The Conclusion:
$DICK isn't just a MEMEcoin - it's an experience
Disclaimer for the Wise:
Investing in cryptocurrencies,
especially those named after anatomical parts,
should be done with a sense of humor and a grain of salt.
Always remember,
in the crypto universe,
your money could be as volatile as the weather on the planet Vogon,
where it rains used poetry.
