$ DICK
$ DICK
on BASE now
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on BASE now 〰️
"A Character That Even Crypto Can't Squash"
Could this be the UNICORN you have been waiting for?
DD talks big, but is it all hot air. He’ll make up facts, bash projects,
and then stumble over his own nonsense.
MINDLESS Meme Spammer:
Armed with low-quality memes and out-of-context jargon, he floods forums and chats with non-stop babble.
Invisible to LOGIC:
DD’s practically immune to reason or debate – he only sees what he wants to, no matter how wrong it is.
SELF-Proclaimed
IDIOT:
DD thinks his limited understanding of Tronscan makes him a crypto genius, …but he’s blissfully aware of his own ignorance.
DD isn’t just a nuisance -
he’s the cockroach that keeps ….
…..coming back, no matter how many times you try to ignore him.
The Pest Control Crew are dedicated to controlling the rapidally expanding crypto cockroach population.
Where crypto enthusiasts of all levels can enjoy sending
$DICK tokens to whoever they think deserves one.
How many Dickheads do you know?
You could even send DD one or two. He won’t know what to do with it though!
We made them cheap as chips and BASE network is crazy cheap on gas.
***DON’T GET CARRIED AWAY AND SEND TOO MANY
THOUGH!
..THEY likely BE WORTH no CHIPS ONE DAY!
Help us exterminate these ‘roaches …. join the PCC by buying and distributing $DICK on BASE.
NOTE TO DEFI DEGENS:
Your activity on this network MAY increase a
chance of a BASE allocation
if/when they announce a TGE
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** 10% Affiliate KickBack for ALL REFERRALS for the PRESALE
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MAX purchase PER WALLET - 0.75 ETH
MIN purchase PER WALLET - 0.005 ETH [~$10]
[to stop any MORONs from losing their LIFE SAVINGS]
What is the PCC?
Satoshi Scuttler
Whisker Wallet
Crypto Crawler
YOU
Tokenomics:
This token had no PRIVATE pre-sale,
no KOLs, or PRIVATE airdrops
— JUST pure anti-cockroach fun
10 BILLION Supply
[1 for every Dickhead on the planet]
30% PUBLIC preSALE
DICK is locked
until
DxSALE contract creates
UNISWAP DEX LP
***ETH IS RETURNED IF SOFT CAP ISN’T REACHED
10% - LP
[ 55% funds from Public Sale ]
15% - FUTURE LP Reserve
[Locked & loaded for gradual liquidity growth]
8% – STRATEGIC RESERVE*
[For partnerships, growth, or emergencies—multi-sig secured]
18% - TOKEN BURNS*
[180M burned quarterly—supply shrinks, value grows!]
10% – COMMUNITY & MARKETING
[Airdrops, rewards, memes—vested for fun, not dumps!]
8% - core cockroach TEAM
[ Locked 12 months — PCC is in for the long haul ! ]
1% - PESTICIDE
PROOF OF OFFENCE [POO]
control fund
[For chaotic, community-driven shenanigans!]
*[Funds will be vested/BURNED or used for further growth
in the PCC ecosystem. See Roachpaper for details ]
So…..basically NO RUG risk here!
Just COCKROACH RISK !
DYOR
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**A future snapshot will be taken, at any point.
Those holders of at least $100 worth of $DICK
will get early access to a SURPRISE Utility Token
[TBA]